Foolish Incantations – Dead Deer

Foolish Incantation

Welcome aboard this Airline flight today. Please pay careful attention to the following safety instructions:

Please make sure that your hand luggage is securely stowed under the seat in front of you or in the overhead bin.

This aircraft has four emergency exits, all marked with ‘EXIT’-signs: two in the front, and two in the rear. Please locate your nearest exit, which may be situated behind you.

Emergency lights on the floor show you the way to the emergency exits. Fasten your seatbelt whenever the ‘Fasten seatbelt’ sign is on. The belt is closed and opened like this. For your own safety we advice you to keep your seatbelt fastened while seated.

In case of loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will be automatically released above your seats. Pull down the nearest mask, place it over mouth and nose and secure it with the elastic band. If travelling with children please secure your own mask before assisting them.

Your life vest is located under your seat. In the event of landing on water, place the life vest over your head, fasten the straps at the front of the vest and pull them tight. Do not inflate the vest inside the aircraft. As you leave the aircraft, pull down the red tabs to inflate the vest. If necessary the life vest can be inflated by blowing through these tubes.

We hope you enjoy your flight.

Today I wrote between 22:43  and 22:53. I was prompted by an idea here. My other writings here. All my prompted writing here, my tweets here, and my book here.

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