The Hipster Hygienist – Dead Deer

The Hipster Hygienist

That beard is a problem, right from the off. It’s got egg in it. The white coat doesn’t convince anyone. There are braces underneath, for sure. Rinsing your mouth in a craft beer fails to refresh the mouth, or the breath. The retro equipment is somewhat off-putting, you really just want the most modern assistance to painless dentistry available.

After knocking off he hangs up the coat and dons the Tweed. Perfect skin, smooth fingers, what in his life requires those heavy hob-nailed boots? Stopping on the way home for a cup of his preferred brew he is appalled to find that the wrong grade of blade has been used on the beans. He splutters it out, coffee splashing across the floor, this young-old man finds himself with a face of rage, on a Friday night.

Today I wrote  between 23:18 and 23:28. I was prompted by an idea here. My other writings here. All my prompted writing here, my tweets here, and my book here.


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