Well, I am different aren’t I? I must be. I am Great. So if I want to be in this club, I should really lead it, shouldn’t I? Well, you all want that really, don’t you? You might not realise it, but you are kidding yourselves, I do it better, you don’t understand. Well, I agree the rules of the club are all fine, I wouldn’t mind adding a few more, ok?
Good, you agree to those ones now? Excellent. Actually they are pretty stupid, now I think about it. Why the hell did you make me follow those rules? Bloody idiots you are. I think it would be better if I don’t follow them, myself, just you. Yep? Good then.
And now I think of it there are lots of rules I don’t like in this club. No, I won’t pay full subscription fees! Why the hell should I pay? Bloody hell. So all agreed, I can pay less? Excellent.
Also those other duties and stuff, some of them I don’t want to do. I don’t have time. I don’t like them. What do you mean I have to! I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME. Well, yes, of course, I want to continue to be able to use the clubhouse, get the benefits and all that, obviously, otherwise I wouldn’t have let you force me to be a member would I?
OK, so that’s all agreed then? I have full access to Club facilities, I have all the benefits and agreements, good. But my subscription fees are less, and some of the rules and duties are not for me. Everyone agreed? Good thank you. Hang on! You arseholes. I’m leaving.
And you have to change the rules now, cos they’re not fair on a non-club member like me, are they? What?
Happy Europe Day
Today I wrote between 23:34 and 23:44. I was prompted by an idea here.
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