We were to meet in the alleyway of Cartar street at 00:00 exactly or the deal wouldn’t be made. I decided to go there 15 minutes early it was important that I had dark clothing and a hat on. Don’t ask me why, it was his conditions maybe it is so no one can see us, or so we look good if we got caught. I couldn’t tell you, he is a very secretive person who has been off the charts for years. I met him 20 years ago when I was on his case. I chased him down two streets, until we got to a dead-end, then he just ran at me cutting me across the face from the bottom of my right eye all the way down to my jaw, and I still have the scar to prove I was there that night. Technically I didn’t betray the station, but I don’t really side with them anymore.
Today I wrote between 12:40 and 12:50. I was prompted by an idea here.
“Yes”, I whispered hoarsely. She fed me another teaspoon of Spinafen. It didn’t make me feel a lot better but there was a slight difference. I have spinach pox, like chicken pox but for spinach and if you haven’t caught on yet I’m a piece of spinach and I also am sick. I haven’t been to school for a week and it is glorious. I think I got them from my baby pet potato. By the way i know this is random, but I am going to teach you the spinach alphabet.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P K R S T U V W X Y Z
Quick disclaimer, I’m back. Sorry for being away for so long i just had to go save this fairy from a vampire but the vampire was actually good….and then we…..it was so…..and i total…Sorry i got lost in my memories. So anyway, Im not that good at writing but you try writing with hooves its hard!
“Hi” I said and my best friend Bob said “hi”. This is a normal morning for a snowflake, yeah I am a snowflake most of us were born here but some were transferred from other clouds. There are 5 stations to our cloud the 1st is when you enter the cloud, it is like security in what you humans call an “airport”, the 2nd is low class estate where the lowest of the low live. The 3rd is a work station where you work, there are other stations in the work station but I’ll talk about it later. The 4th is where I live (middle class) it is kind of nice, the 5th is top class it is modern and very posh. I am a testing snowflake so I test new ways of flying and walking. I have got to go because my very annoying dad and sister are trying to get me to write about death and misery and destruction.
Today I wrote between 20:25 and 20:35. I was prompted by an idea here.
Peck peck peck life as a chicken is soooooooo boring the most interesting thing that happens in a chicken’s “life” is when they die because you have to go through the test. The test tells you if, in the after-life you can carry on being the pet you are now, or basically be wild. I’m still my owner’s pet now in the after-life. If you are wondering if your owners are still alive, you spend your time in massive fields with endless amounts of food then, when they die if they go to the good place you teleport to them in their dream house. If they don’t have a garden, a garden will materialise. If your owner goes to the bad place you get put up for sale. When I went through the test I was guilty of killing a fox, but I was found not guilty.
Today I wrote between 14:10 and 14:20. I was prompted by an idea here.
I am here to warn you about a thing called the cowplant. Most people mistake this curious plant for an eggplant, because you see, when you first plant a cowplant it looks like a eggplant seed and after a few weeks it even looks like one, but then if you leave it alone for 5 months, it grows enormous and goes white and spotty then eats you. The first thing to be eaten by it was the Hemulen who was at the time looking for mysterious plants and fell upon it and the cowplant thought “ohh what a tasty meal” and in one gulp swallowed him whole. Now you know why you should never eat eggplant or if anyone in your neighbourhood plants an eggplant move away. Thank you for your attention.
Today I wrote between 13:58 and 14:08 inspired by a prompt and idea here.
Most movies have a big choice but there’s always chances woven into them, like if you had to choose from two different paths, one of them you think is going to be right but most of the time they are both wrong because in the last fork you chose the wrong road so from then on you are always going to be wrong that’s real life but there’s always a slim chance that you’ll choose the right road. In movies, if you make one mistake and choose the wrong road the next road he or she chooses will be right e.g. in Labyrinth she (spoiler alert) chose the wrong road but she still beats the goblin king and gets her brother back which annoys me a lot.
Good luck with the chances you take today, and the choices you make.
Today I wrote between 08:50 and 09:00 inspired by a prompt and idea here.
So it was Christmas Eve and we were getting into bed all excited and had hung our stockings up and the Christmas tree was covered in presents. The new Nintendo Switch was out and because we had never had any electronic toys (well big ones) before we didn’t think it would be one.
It is Christmas morning and there were two big presents left: one was a Nintendo Switch case and the other was a Nintendo Switch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!